cookiefleck

That was my first takeaway.

I’m haunted by that clip of her dancing alone in what appears to be the lamest, emptiest “bar” ever.

She has got to stop (jk don’t stop — it’s hilarious) filming skinny-filtered clothing reviews in front of her panelled bathroom door. That knix ad is sketchyyyyyy. The flickering / fading door detail is just over the top.

Guess where they’re going to go see the eagles play?

Gotta be him.

It’s a real shocking coincidence where she wants to take him to see the eagles play, then. 🇧🇷

Not to mention the spill/stain 😂 Class all the way with this one!

And the Rs are so disgustingly crispy. She’s ridiculous. Fakest of the fake.

And that soupy made-wrong seafood pizza dip…thing.

Also, she doesn’t seem to understand what POV means. lol

and all the photos from this loaner device will be blurry AF…but that’s instagram’s fault, right? And our own devices distorting things. RIGHT. What a spokesperson. Amazing.