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The stuff under her arm is artfully placed to perfectly change the shape of her waistline.

My brain is too tired to do math right now but if she was in highschool in the early 00s then VS shipped to Canada if you ordered online during that time. I’m not saying that she’s not lying because she probably is for the sake of a stupid story, I’m just saying VS was accessible to Canadians if we ordered it. I remember because it was one of the few places in the US that did ship to Canada at that time and I took advantage of that with my first credit card in my early 20s.

Lol. Maybe he did it on purpose.

Right?! I would expect more visible shape around her midriff which would absolutely be normal for most women, but it’s looking very snatched. Is this a Spanx suit or something, because I am a size 4/6 and my waistline is not this fit-looking in a swimsuit.

Truly. She provides nothing while getting everything.

Nothing irks me more than when an influencer uses vague terms like cute or comfy to describe something they are shilling. Describe why it is comfy, does is not ride up? or the waistband stays put? does it stop chub rub? Use your words and give me reasons. This is just lazy.

It looks like she’s been using way too much purple shampoo.

June and July are typically a lot slower for influencers so I wonder if this is affecting her. I am honestly surprised that she hasn’t jumped on to hawking Amazon shit to bring in more income because it would be extremely lucrative for her even with a couple of links per day. I personally hate Amazon with a passion and think it’s a shady way to earn a living because it’s all crap they share, I am just surprised she hasn’t gone that way to bring in extra money.