Ahdok
I make comics sometimes: https://linktr.ee/ahdok
This is very much a non-canon Konsi. Konsi would be a fuzzy/happy/sleepy drunk, rather than a grumpy drunk. Once she gets tipsy she just wants to snuggle.
Also, she’s immune to all poisons.
As usual, have a bonus Konsi
Yeah, it’s ambiguous. I interpret the “you can be one foot taller or shorter” to mean you, and something like a hat or ridiculous hair can just be as large as you like so long as it still looks like an item of clothing and not (say) a billboard.
Of course, at very large sizes, something’s going to clip into the illusion every now and then, so it’ll obviously be an illusion to anyone who is around it for more than a few minutes. I’m imagining small birds trying to land on it and faceplanting into your head.
I suppose y’all can have a bonus Konsi, as a treat.
We’ve been having server issues for a while, I know. The main culprit has been a massive increase in scraper bots that effectively serve as a DDOS on my site. Long term they should be solved by the upcoming server migration that’s coming, but that’s a long and slow process.
I think I have a stopgap solution this week that should get it up and working well… it’s not cheap but I’m willing to put some money into making sure people can read the comics.