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I Saw The TV Glow

Don’t be embarrassed, nobody gives a shit about that stuff. Also… if you’re using condoms… how would she not already know your dick size!?

Yeah this makes me afraid that I’m going to homebrew some NPCs that accidentally follow this naming scheme too closely

Blurry pictures of a happy cat in a loving household

I didn’t think this was that obscure. I made heaps of MP3 CDs full of video game music for my long drives to/from college. It was all both intuitive and easy for me - like the video shows you just copy the files on the disc and burn it.

💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥POW💥 “Shots fired requesting backup”

QWERPline and Welcome to Nightvale. Both of them are comedy faux local radio broadcasts on completely different ends of the spectrum.

Ocean Rule

People don’t realize that this has always been the case. I learned my wife’s grandpa’s real name at his funeral.