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'Frade not. They are currently executing union busting measures against their workers.

I bestow a rating of 4.8/5 penguins! You have put together such a cozy digital home for yourself! Cheers to you, may your Thinkpad bring you endless uptime hours of rhythmic key klacking, and may your dotfiles always remain backed up.

(0.2 point deduction because neofetch is depreciated)

Sadly should no longer be recommended. It’s Mountain Equipment company now, and the enshittification is well underway.

At this point it’s not so much a question as it is a statement