The one thing you don’t want to announce before going to prison is “I’m happy to share!”.

Getting hit by a bullet makes it more dramatic and makes him more of a martyr for his rabid cult fans. If it didn’t hit him then there’s always the hint of the question - “was he the actual target?”. Which makes him less important to his fans.

Maybe we can start a rumour that he’s secretly trans.

350,000 servers? Jesus, what a waste of resources.

You’re assuming they admit to being the instigator.

So Biden could lock him up as a threat to democracy and the republic?

If they truly were building a better internet, they wouldnt use Chrome’s engine.

People that leave church on a Sunday morning and then immediately turn into idiots on the road.

No doubt he’ll be straight off to a private job somewhere, raking in millions, despite being less useful than a chocolate teapot. Despite what he says online.

I never understood the need to display multiple US flags in your yard. We get it, you live in america. You love America. We get that too. Are you afraid someone will think you no longer wish to be American if you took your flags down?