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Can I borrow the ham stick woman when you’re done?

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The physics teacher would know that children have a terrible coefficient of restitution. This must be some other curious teacher.

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Julius Caesar in a sub-zero freezer.

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30 points

The bag and the planet pull towards each other.

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Their sentiment is that these young women should be saving themselves for their future husbands, and if they don’t, they’re whores who are getting what they deserve. It goes towards their belief that a man has a right to a woman because she is less than him.

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The cat then returned to his mortal body. He awoke slowly and with a fading daze. He again picked up the glass of whiskey that sat beside him and again looked at the picture of them together. He smiled, raised his glass and said “Here’s to number eight.”, and once again pulled the trigger.

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The snake then bit the sloth, which returned him to the infinite innocence of oblivion. (The snake then fucked his wife.)

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If I found myself laid out on a blanket that was the same color and texture of my own hide, I’d be a little worried about it’s origins.

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He’s not smart, his ego just can’t handle everyone, everywhere seeing what a loser he is.

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35 points

This guy looks like a mix of Joe Biden and George W. Bush.

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