Uterusofsteel

The filter failure is making her labia look like a melting ice cream cone, and I love that for her. I wish I could take my cellulite and skin texture on and off like she can.

Everyone, please send good vibes that my beloved Saints whoop some Eagle’s ass today. It’s a BIIIIIG game today! I’m grilling up some wings and my beer is on ice. I’m ready!

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This spread of Ilona is so amazing, and I’m so glad she’s being celebrated. She’s worked her ass off and dealt with so much ACTUAL hate over her body but doesn’t have anything to prove. Of course, all bodies deserve to be celebrated, but she is real body positivity to me. I also love the points being made. I bet it’s killing B that she wasn’t championed like this. Except for those for pay Yahoo articles.

It really blew up. Prepare for couch watch/radio silence masked under the sadness of M leaving.

There’s a video from one of the other attendees where they start moving around and making silly poses. SNL never moves. She keeps her stupid pose like a statue. With her arms firmly by her side and her leg jutting forward. She has her “slimming” poses down pat, and she is definitely not gonna break them. What a sad existence for a 40 year old woman. Imagine not being able to ever fully let go and be in motion or have fun because of some delusion you have created for yourself online?

She looks like a bobblehead with that size 4 body

It’s so annoying. Stand on business and mean what you say. If i was yapping on Twitter about someone, you won’t catch me taking a picture with whom I’m talking about. Anything for internet clout I guess.

All that crusade about teenagers trick or treating and she couldn’t be bothered to take her small child out. Instead, she stayed home to be fauned over by children. Did her own teens even go out?

On that note, I picked my daughter up from HS yesterday to take her and her friend trick or treating and 90% of the girls were dressed up. Lots of clever and homemade costumes. Shrek, Juno, Doctor Phil, memes. My kid and her friend also made theirs. It gave me joy (I didn’t cry about it though lol). I saw soooo many teens out last night and nobody batted an eye. I don’t know what she’s going on about.

She’s really feeling her filtered self today. Gotta get all those pics in before the candids from the premiere start rolling out!

Nit picky perhaps, but this Twister persona is annoying AF. Maybe because my area just got a record number of tornados. 10 simultaneously. including the metro area (which is suuuper rare). I’m from the Midwest so I’m used to summer storms, but this was terrifying. My kids didn’t sleep for 2 days. They ate traumatizing. People lose everything, including their lives.

I get the movie just came out but I think it’s meant to teach respect for the power of nature and maybe show the reality of tornados to people who may not experience them. I hope it’s also a commentary on global warming (something she probably doesn’t consider or even think about). Summer just started here and the tornados are expected to get worse. If you have never heard sirens or the roar of the winds, consider yourself lucky!