Plap plap 𓁑𓂸

1 can, sure.

2 cans, maybe.

But when I see some asshole load up a cart and start booking it towards the nearest fire door? Yeah, I’m stopping you.

256gb of storage just so I can find the exact degenerate porn video I’m looking to watch again from 5-6 months ago?

When a company reaches a certain size their expected to have certain things just because other successful companies have them.

If the fired the team that writes, publishes, and distributes the company newsletter where I work, no one who does any real work would notice or care. The fact that we have a newsletter makes our company seem more big and successful to investors though.

These incessant, full-screen upgrade ads, with no way of canceling other than a small “Remind me later” tucked away in the corner, where the final straw from me switching to Linux.

“2 real friends”?

I’ve been at 0 real friends for so long that even the thought of socializing with anyone stresses me out.