TheLemming

Who let the apple marketing people in here?

It doesn’t even make sense. Like, if you’re here illegally, why would you bring an absurd amount of attention to yourself by stealing and eating someone’s pet? Beyond that, who would believe for a single second that the social media and mainstream media outrage machines wouldn’t start blasting that story non-stop? It never ceases to amaze me that the bar for GOP politicians has dropped so low that this is their pick. It’s just fucking weird.

Up next: hydrogen and oxygen will both be present at debate. Will they put their differences aside?

Weak troll 0.5/10

I feel like most points against you have been pretty adequately addressed by other posters except one. Why ignore punctuation and capitalization, but still take the time to double return your sentences? If you’re breaking grammar rules to be edgy, why make your comment readable at all? Just throw it all together in one long ass sentence. It would save you precious milliseconds that could be better used attempting to elaborate on your completely asinine takes :)

No no no, you’re thinking about Nine Inch Nails. Rage Against the Machine is about a woman named Allison being held against her will

Braindead take, glad I got to see it before you delete it again like a coward.

We aren’t friends, don’t pretend to be taking the high road when you’re just being xenophobic with nothing to back it up. If you don’t have the time, why are you responding to so many comments?

That’s absurdly vague. What countries and communities have been trashed by immigrants, specifically? And define “3rd world”, because i have a sneaking suspicion that you’re just using it as an euphemism for “any place that isn’t predominantly rich and white”.

That is completely irrelevant to the two questions i asked you.