ThanksObama

Someone get the poop knife.

They may not be cannibals, but I wouldn’t put it past them to have devoured a number of souls…

I hope it happens, but with how bad spamazon messed up the expanse, I won’t hold my breath.

Coward. Chicken shit. Go home and cry to Ivanka about it you dumpy old orange snowflake baby. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

Yes.

No sir, people just find you disgusting and plain old don’t like you.

Freddy Got Fingered. Absolute masterpiece.

That’s just his normal breakfast.

Alternative Headline: Union boss who sold out for power flip-flops after angering its paying members and realizing he will likely lose current position next union election cycle. This and more at 11…

Never said I agreed with it…