TerranFenrir
Why am I getting 14459? What does it mean?
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but I’m already here so Here we fucking go… RAWR!!
x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm Couldn’t help but notice your buldge from across the floor Nuzzles yo’ necky wecky-tilda murr-tilda hehe Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky Take me home, pet me, ‘n’ make me yours and don’t forget to stuff me! See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy! Kissies ‘n’ lickies yo neck I hope daddy likies Nuzzles ‘n’ wuzzles yo chest (yuh) I be (yeah) gettin’ thirsty
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me? Only seven inches long uwu PLEASE ADOPT ME Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (uwu punish me please) ‘Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (he don’t see it comin’)
Also, female = cute, but not kiss. Boy = cute, kiss kiss kiss
Ok, this Jesus guy looks really likeable, huh.
(Except for the part where he caresses the Pope’s bald head for some reason).
Couldn’t they have come up with any other better name than “Taikonauts?”. “Taikonauts” sounds like a Chinese-French dish that only pretentious people like to eat.
I swear it is not mine. I SWEAR, OKAY?!!! Don’t look at me. I DO NOT and I mean I DO NOT want strong, muscle-y arms carrying me, wedgie-ing me, throwing me on the bed as he likes, OKAY??? I AM NOT INTO THAT STUFF. I DO NOT swoon to the point of fainting when I see a hot, muscled dude with a kind face, deep, but kind voice and that musky scent. I am NOT into that.