Shieldtoad
Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works
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Hottentottententententoonstelling
I went to the expensive grocery store. I had to keep working the entire time. When I went to my usual store after work, I’d have to wait in line to enter the store just to find out the horders bought everything again. The horders didn’t go to the expensive store, so I didn’t have to wait in line and most of the time I could find everything I needed.
Wake me up with a boner
2 points
THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
They are meant to be installed in a corner.
Girls put their wallet in their purse. It’s already impossible to find it if a woman asks you to take her wallet out of her purse. There is no way you will get that wallet unnoticed.
I have hurt my neck more than once by sneezing too hard.