Miles O'Brien

Don’t even get me started on how the average right-wing/incel/pilled male is basically already an honorary ferengi…

Sharpen their teeth and give them some giant lobes and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. Some of them even shave their heads already…

In my experience, one millimeter (1mm) is enough to stop a full ton dead in it’s tracks, while also

Edit: lol early morning commenting.

"while also completely being ignored by the pallet jack when it’s not carrying something "

Two reminders

1:it’s pronounced “Rick FUCKING Berman”,

B- FUCK RICK FUCKING BERMAN.

I plan on reminding every family member, at every opportunity, when they complain about some benefit they’ve lost, “tough shit, you specifically voted for this”

The more you know about the process of oil/coal and how it’s extracted and used, the more you would be convinced Satan or some sort of evil chaos demon like Nurgle is responsible for it.

It starts with death, and goes right on to burning in LITERAL fire to produce toxic gasses. Basically the traditional Christian Hell.

Historically, it works.

If every country on earth had nukes and delivery methods on par with each other, we would never have to worry about nations being at war again.

Nothing would be left alive on the planet, but we would be at peace.

“You can cut that out, right?”

“We can… But we won’t.”

Here’s how I imagine this will go

People: Hey, that company isn’t following the laws

Politician: oh no, I’ll look into it

Company exec: yeah we don’t want to follow the laws, so we won’t.

Politician: well, I asked them nicely but if I actually do anything to punish them, then they won’t give me money anymore so my hands are tied.

1: holy shit that title is a… It’s something, alright.

B- if you spend extra money on top of normal costs on a game that’s still not even released, you get what you fucking deserve.

I really want someone to press one of these people on camera.

“Donald Trump has promised at multiple rallies to end the democratic process by eliminating the need to vote, and this is extremely dangerous to our democracy, therefore it is an official act of the office e of the president to order a hit on DJT, Seal teams 3 and 5 are en-route now. Such an act is official, and necessary for the country to survive therefore Joe Biden is completely immune from any prosecution.”

I just want to know for sure what the reaction would be. I’m sure pearl clutching indignation (because someone thought of their idea but flipped the victims around)