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Miles O'Brien

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Senior Chief Petty Officer. Starfleet is in my blood, and I’ve spent my entire adult life in service to boldly going.

Keiko and Molly are my favorite humans, but Transporter Room 3 will always be my favorite.

Just don’t ask who what’s in the pattern buffer.

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“problem with authority” is just What authorities say when what they mean is “constantly questions our reasons and doesn’t just immediately do what we SAY exactly as we MEAN it like a good little puppet beloved citizen”

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And even the mere suggestion of the only solution we’ve been left with will get you banned.

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I fucking love all the kitbash ships and shuffled part ships.

Especially the ugly kitbashes.

I always thought the nebula class was neat. The mission pod is cool. Being able to swap out for combat or sensors or whatever else you need by heading to a space dock, pressing a few buttons and waiting for the worker bees to swap them out in half an hour or less (or your dilithium back)

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It looks like a real life version of a chibi version of the anime version of the enterprise D.

And I’m not sure how I feel that that’s my first thought…

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Just put sleeping aids in his coffee, chloroform is terrible for your throat and lungs.

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Well to be fair, he does look a little goofy.

… Don’t tell him I said that.

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A conversation in the past year:

“Ha! Told you! Another vaccinated person died BECAUSE OF THE VACCINE”

“they literally died of an overdose. The medical report confirms it, people were at the house and saw him shoot up, everything is pointing to overdose”

“Yeah well the drugs just worked with the POISON in him to kill him faster, if he hadn’t gotten the vaccine the drugs would have just gotten him high”

“you’re a fucking idiot and I’m glad I’m only related by an adoption in the family.”

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Some people make it obvious they never built model ships (possibly in bottles) when they were young.

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For a one-time payment of only 11…99…9.95 (only 11,999.95!) I will send you my pamphlet that explains everything you need to know to get your letter of credit validated!

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I remember my first performance review.

Never once did I hear anything other than praise, all through the year.

Then I got “meets expectations” and when asked what I could have done to secure the required “exceeds” for a raise, I was told I did everything perfectly.

So I decided fuck it, if trying isn’t even enough to get a cost of living raise, why bother putting in anything but the bare minimum.

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