You lost me after “More.” Can you rephrase it?

Paul McCartney’s afternoon tea was not exactly at the temperature he most prefers.

It’s weird that it took this long but heartwarming nonetheless. Do Meta next.

My sandwiches are barely savory and B-vitamin-enriched as it is. Would you deprive me of the last thread by which I hang?

I love the subtle, mundane, horror of The Far Side.

It’s at least well designed and executed at a technical level. I feel like the issue here is that its position, context, and presentation is trashy. Still, I see where you’re coming from. It’s possibly the best tattoo seen in this community.

At least she’s got a cap on so she doesn’t get cold.

It’s so sad that I’ve just decided to dissociate into a fantasy world in which this is just a cover-up for the war against drop bears that Australia is secretly losing. I might be wrong, but there’s a slim chance I may be validated when the news reports that a “koala” has killed the prime minister.

It’s all so clear now. He’s gathering defectors and returning them to their gangs for retribution.

Honestly, it shouldn’t be that hard. Just use some of their ironic stuff, but sincerely. Bulls on Parade is pretty much an authoritarian capitalist anthem if you take it at face value.