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If he sells enough Tesla stock, he may save both companies!

I could buy a steam deck and a shitload of games on sale for that

I want her to treat this as if he is doing it on accident, and correct him like he is a little child. Really humiliate him.

Seems like a good dude.

Exactly. “Oh sweetie, are you having trouble remembering?”

Weird.

Fuck yeah, I like this guy more and more.

I love the last part “order could mean directive”, like he is in the DaVinci code. A money order is a thing. They mean that thing. The secret code is that there is no secret code. Pay your bills.

Whoa, really? Is there somewhere I can verify this?

Ted Cruz? He seems enough like Grima Wormtongue to do it.