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Front right: phone. Maybe keys if what I’m wearing doesn’t have damn belt loops.

Front left: wallet and earbud case. Maybe a pair of sunglasses if I forget that I can can just tuck em into my shirt collar since I’m a dumbass.

Back pockets: nothin’ because I’m not my dad nor a pyschopath.

Bonus: If I’m wearing pajamas with no pockets then I guess it’s all going in my elastic band / undies.

Why November? Is something happening?

I’m surprised how many people feel they can differentiate steam moisture and sweat on their skin.

Not who you replied to, but I think some people would prefer asking with “What are all the different kinds of food you’ve ever eaten?” and then elaborate by saying stuff like “My area has many types of food, but I’ve never seen any Egyptian restaurants/places around before.” or something like that.

I assume the intern meant malding? As in, he’s saying everyone was upset.