Poofluencers

Everything Sarah does is the least, the minimum…no one else is worth any effort. No, it doesn’t really matter what is served at a dinner with friends, but to slap one square of lasagna on a plate says I’m so important, your not, so hers my famous slop. All those people and just one piece each with no bread, or salad looks like skinny mom food rationing from the 90s - no seconds allowed. This whole meal is just seems like some strange scene from a movie.

And, how did I know something stupid like this was coming. 🙄 Compared to moms I know she is always in wind down mode - I’ve never seem someone sit around as much as her, well I guess there are her other influencer besties.

Do you think anyone actually asked if she was okay?!

She thinks she’s the gift…if she accepts an invitation they are the lucky ones to be in her presence. The amount of time she spends sitting on her lazy ass as a grown woman is very uninspiring.

And then the school sent them back home 😂 after she spent days looking for them. I love when influencers show us wasting their days shopping, hair and nails and then complain about being too busy.

If the goal is that all woman look the same and there is one instagram worthy standard of beauty she probably does look at her selfies and thinks she looks good.

Funny thing is that I thought she was all about bursting through beauty standards and expectations. Her fame off of zero values or principles is wild to me.

I fixed it for her super fans!

Sarah and Tori Spelling - big heads and tiny bodies. They just look like cartoons.

Could we just keep it here? Different posts? Add new ones when the comment count gets high?

She’s probably just getting her face touched up.

First photo is Sarah’s video. 2nd M has the phone, maybe her own phone & sent it to Sarah? Either way-this witch filters. Both same day.