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It is. Poverty breeds ignorance, and with poverty on the rise…

The immigants? I knew it was them!

Will you guys stop messing around and just give the length in football pitches or double decker buses?

It’s one of two magazines I still buy; the other being Viz comic, the other end of the spectrum.

I used to enjoy Fortean Times too; not sure whether the quality of the articles declined, or if my tastes got more refined. Probably a bit of both

Furniture generally, beds specifically

I do love it when a big company has to spend hundreds of thousands on Barristers fees AND loses.

True. +1p on bananas would probably cover it in a fortnight

Tldr: no, it’s not alien.

First, they have to relieve the austerity we’re already under. You can’t return to a place you’re already at

The amount they paid in CGT would be more revealing