Lodespawn

I feel like conservatives would just double down and accelerate plans to become Gilead.

Heck! Thats a lot of investment for no return …

I … am sceptical … and don’t want to risk good meat in finding out

It was cooked too long if that’s the case, also how many of these abominations is this person making, also what maniac doesn’t sear a steak after slicing it off a slow cooked fillet?

stock cubes or bovril are probably easier ways to get meat water

Wait, theres a wrong way to scoop soup?! It seems I’ve been screwing up soup for a long time…

Pfft, I’m not not passing out in my soup

I was working drive through at McDonald’s in the early 2000’s and this old guy pulls up to my window. I say (as an Australian in an Australian drive through) “G’day mate, what can I get you?”

Well this guy loses his shit, flies into a rant about how I’m not his mate and he doesn’t even know me and how dare I presume to be his mate. I say “I’m sorry, it’s just a turn of phrase, what can I get you?”

He continues to rant and demands to see my manager. So I say sure, close the window and mosey on over to my manager and explain my situation. He looks a little bewildered but says “no stress I’ll deal with it, just wait round the corner.”

He walks into my booth andi hear him say “G’day MATE, what can I get for you?” The guy loses his brains for a few more minutes at the audacity. To which my manager says “I understand, what can I get you?” The guy finally orders and we all moved on with our lives.

Good thing everyone still has guns. Sounds like someone might be needing to raise a militia or two against a new king some time soon …

Im pret’ty ha’ppy with how ‘im using apostrophes THANK’YOU v’ery much’