Lodespawn

Haha I’m Australian mate, my only hope is that our authoritarian potato doesn’t get any ideas.

Totally going to get rid of the paedofiles …

Australia Card 2025 here we come! I expect better from the Labor party, this is some Scott Morrison grade shit right here.

Haha the platforms will implement a disclaimer which will achieve 5/8ths of fuck all

I’‘‘s’e’e’!’‘‘I’f’’‘o’n’l’y’I d’‘‘k’n’o’w’n’!’‘‘T’h’a’n’k’y’o’u’’‘m’a’s’k’e’d’‘s’t’r’a’n’g’e’r’!

Can’t wait to see how these geniuses plan on implementing this.

Im pret’ty ha’ppy with how ‘im using apostrophes THANK’YOU v’ery much’

Good thing everyone still has guns. Sounds like someone might be needing to raise a militia or two against a new king some time soon …

I was working drive through at McDonald’s in the early 2000’s and this old guy pulls up to my window. I say (as an Australian in an Australian drive through) “G’day mate, what can I get you?”

Well this guy loses his shit, flies into a rant about how I’m not his mate and he doesn’t even know me and how dare I presume to be his mate. I say “I’m sorry, it’s just a turn of phrase, what can I get you?”

He continues to rant and demands to see my manager. So I say sure, close the window and mosey on over to my manager and explain my situation. He looks a little bewildered but says “no stress I’ll deal with it, just wait round the corner.”

He walks into my booth andi hear him say “G’day MATE, what can I get for you?” The guy loses his brains for a few more minutes at the audacity. To which my manager says “I understand, what can I get you?” The guy finally orders and we all moved on with our lives.

Pfft, I’m not not passing out in my soup