Kongpiler

That has to be what she was fishing for.

Happens to me every time I sleep on airplanes. Never happens otherwise. I tend to get some weird looks from the other passengers.

For me it’s the “Seeegaaaa” and then a small prayer hoping that the Sonic cartridge is properly inserted.

I use a slim tooth pick for port cleaning. Works perfectly!

My wife described cargo shorts as men’s replacement for handbags. She’s not wrong.

The beeping sound computer monitors make as they render text. Wtf?

Whenever I try this my kid will go “dad, please stop talking” and go back to his Legos immediately. Guess I need to work on my teaching skills.