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KingJalopy

KingJalopy@lemm.ee
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I’m the king. Of jalopies.

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Wow I like this. Not the background but the implementation in general. No hate on the background, just not my style.

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I don’t get the context behind this. Can someone please explain it?

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My friend’s dad was like this. One day when we were teenagers he had a pool in the backyard and we had towels on our shoulder and swimming pants on and we’re walking towards the back door. His dad turned and said, you guys going swimming? We said, yeah. He said, in the backyard? We said, yeah. Said, thought so. Still not sure if he was fucking with us but he used to do this kind of shit all the time.

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Aside from the obvious, shouldn’t they use more than a $8 pair of harbor freight calipers?

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That’s nothing. Yageht backwards is the gay!

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Is this… 🫴Reddit?

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I’m just upset I don’t live in Colorado. She sucks, but I bet she does it good.

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Irrational

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Nah I’m sure they taste great

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