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“This whole joy and love fest doesn’t exist in the real world,” said Lindsay Graham, from his mountaintop cave overlooking Whoville.

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XcQ, link stays blue.

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I hate that moment when your lungs shut down at night.

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Tim Walz once told a child he had her nose, when in fact it was his thumb. He did tell the child that he’d returned her nose, though.

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“Your past isn’t really your past, it’s just what you remember.” – Courtesy of some dank edibles.

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I like that God wears a wizard had that says “god” and nothing else.

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As they say, a PhD is about learning more and more about less and less. Some of the smartest people at conferences I’ve attended legitimately risk death crossing the street.

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We had VCRs in the 90s. Just buy your tapes and do the walk of shame once, like a normal person.

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“Is Harris an ideal candidate? Is she an incredibly talented orator? Is she deft on her feet and nimble in debate? Is she a famous wonk? Does she have a long track record of competence at the state and federal level? Has she been scrutinized by a tough no-nonsense press and come out stronger on the other side?” wrote Wright. “No, of course not — but she’s an alternative to Trump/Biden, and that’s probably going to be enough.”

Hard disagree.

  1. Probably. 2. Yes. 3. Yes. 4. Yes, but I wouldn’t consider her famous for it. 5. Yes. 6. We’d have to have a no-nonsense press before I could answer that. 7. Yes, but she’s much more.
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