There is absolutely nothing illegal about companies conspiring to NOT give another unrelated company money. What a dipshit.

And you know the only reason this lawsuit exists is because dumbass probably said something along the lines of, “I don’t care if we lose, I don’t care if it’s a waste of money. Sue them.”

I just hope Twitch counter-sues with a SLAAP suit, because they would probably win.

So many times that I cross my fingers on camera. I mean, seriously, who DOESN’T think about killing themselves every day?

I’m surprised to not see WD-40 topping this list.

My dad is almost 80 and a Trump supporter. Fuck that guy. Let him die lonely.

I deleted all my social media the day after the election, except for my lemmy account. Mostly because I forgot about it. Now I just read a few news headlines and solve a crossword every day. And WHOA - talk about having bountiful free time now. It’s kinda scary.

Am I less stressed? Meh, maybe a bit. But I’ve decided I’m going to find beauty and amusement in the utter self destruction we are about to witness. I’m going to stand over here and watch the fire while I drink my beer in peace.

With skill and determination

Cough here you go.

I was just about to ask why the fuck anyone would give a shit about what happens over on reddit, then I noticed the sub. Let that shit hole die and crumble into obscurity already. We moved to our own place for a reason. Fuck ‘em feed ‘em fish heads.

My advice: Buy large bags of beans and rice, you’re probably going to need them.

If Nintendo were smart, they would print up a bajillion Luigi shirts and sell them in the US. You know, totally coincidental and shit. Crazy how that happens.