ElfBean

Fucking tell me about it. Now I’m left trying to catch up to everyone else at 26 instead of having learned life skills at a more normal age like everyone else. And yet I’m the asshole for being miserable and pissed off at my parents for not teaching me anything useful and trying to do everything for me like I’m a child, while at the same time getting annoyed at me for not being able to do the things they never bothered teaching me. Make it make sense.

Your blåhaj loves you! He doesn’t just endure you, he wants the best for you and he wants to give the bestest cuddles he can

Come on, who doesn’t want some of that Scrubkussy?

They/Them/Thole

I went through a soy milk phase when I learned about phytoestrogens “just to see what would happen”. Got disappointed and stopped drinking it when I realized nothing was happening. Still cis though, right?

How it started -> How it’s going

The Autocrats

Just soup, soup for my family

Difficult, not gonna lie. Everything’s become much more real since coming out to my parents, and while everyone I’ve told has been amazingly supportive I kinda feel like I’m trapped being who I’ve always been. Each small step is like climbing another mountain. I’m scared I might never get to finally be me (thanks TERF Island). Got a blåhaj to snuggle though so things aren’t all bad I guess

Chad’s about to become the Kwisatz Haderach, that’s what