CarbonAlpine

For real? Why? What happened??

I call my God hole.

And you wanna fill it with puss?

Yeah.

Does anyone else think he looks fake in that photo? Like wax statue or some shit??

I spit on my phone when abruptly laughed at this.

Pamela Anderson didn’t even need to show up.

I’m a freight conductor and yard shifts have similar times. For example, tomorrow my shift is 06:32-14:32. They never explain why, you just show up when you’re told.

The annoying one starts at 23:57.