BruceTwarzen

Also one of the worst

They should stay in the store.

Have you read the comments here? People just eat it up. Well yeah somewhere out there maybe perhaps. Hey some Haitians might eat their pets it could happen. Don’t trust Haitians, i heard they eat pets.

Sony is so out of touch it’s actually insane.

I used to hang out with a different kind of dumb person. He would watch a movie he didn’t understand but thought he did. Once i “flirted” for him with his ex girlfriend over text, because he wanted her back, but most of the time had no idea what she was talking about. She said she saw him today and he had a new haircut. I texted back: yeah they grew over my head (it’s a saying in german that means something is getting too much, but it also is a hair pun.) she laughed and i gave his phone back. He read it and didn’t understand it. Even if I explained it to him, he just didn’t understand what might be funny. So he texted her back: he also shaved his pubes. God bless his soul.

You can also turn it around and use it as a bonk hammer

I’m so curious about this. I read that even on the set of his tv show he regularly shat his pants. And old fat people can’t really wash themselves all too well. Combine that with makeup and whatever cologne he uses to hide his stench

Imagine believing a reddit story.

The fascinating thing about these stories is that 10+ years ago people were all like: pics or didn’t happen.

Now everyone is up in arms to defend these stories they want to believe in. /R/nOtHiNgEvErHaPpEnS

Yeah this is peak reddit story telling. I can even see the top comment: this is MORE than mildly infuriating. That’s why it’s posted there, engagement farming