AnIntenseMoist

8 chuggas followed by a toot-toot.

Bonus points if you’re recounting a Vietnam war story about your buddy getting his legs blown off by Charlie. (Movie is Major Payne)

Y’all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I’d rather he be a friendly.

If it was turned off, it didn’t get the bad update.

Onion was quick on this one

Dark Souls mob lookin’ ass

Your Greek ancestors would be proud, king.

I need this on a shirt

I’m out of the loop on what this is. Somebody, tell me once.

What shows that I’m gay?

Schrödinger’s versioning: you don’t know if it’s stable or not until you observe something breaking.